Ring Demotivational Poster
PERMANENT MARKERS - "This won't make you forget the Cat Super Glue incident, will it?"
TAKE HEART -
THE BARON - Finds your antics amusing
SWEARING - You never really do it right until you learn to drive
TIME - keeps on slippin' into the future
GENETIC ENGINEERING - Genetic Engineering Can Bring Society Many Good Things, Yet also, many scary things.
THAT GUY - is my hero.
NO LIMITS -
TORTURE YOUR DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND? - what good father wouldn't
HOW WAR WORKS -
THE ULTIMATE WEAPON - Putin is forging the Ring of Destiny
BACKUP - Even when you feel alone, just know someone is covering your six ...
PSYCHO DOG WITH A SYRINGE - No.... sudden.... movements....
SINESTRO - What the f*ck were the Guardians thinking giving a power ring to someone named SINESTRO!
HEY MOM...... - ....why can't I find a job?
TELL ME THIS HUMAN - Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?
ENGLISH/GERMAN MOTORING TERMS - Near Accident Der fukken nearen schittenselfen
ADHD - In some, it is more cheesecake then in tractors.
DUCT TAPE - The one ring to rule them all
REDNECK ENGINEERING - Why America will never be successfully invaded by a foreign country.
MEN NIPPLES - we finally find them useful!
DEAR GOD -
Arizona Border Patrol Drug Bust -
ZOMBIES WITHIN -
ON THE 11TH HOUR -
ENGINEERING - it's as easy as putting one brick on top of another
THREE MONTHS -
MOVING ON -
MONEY LAUNDERING - Well, of course that's what it means.
FIRING SQUAD -
PATRIOTISM - My country, right or wrong... blind patriotism gets you in trouble
devils and dust -
STRING THEORY - As explained by Ewan McGregor.
GENETIC ENGINEERING -
MY EX-WIFE'S SUPERPOWER - the ability to stretch 15 seconds of information into a five minute phone call
PLEASE SHOOT ME NOW -
TURKEY FLAVORED CHIPS - for when your crazy vegan aunt comes to thanksgiving
Orlando Bloom -
SPRING BREAK -
VALENTINES DAY IS COMING - She Wants A Ring
FLOPPY DISC -
ORIGINALITY - If you steal from one source, it's plagiarism. If you steal from several, it's research.
HIGH PAYING JOBS -
STARING CONTEST -
111 MORE DAYS - Pitchers and Catchers Report to Spring Training!
THE GAY EAR -
ARM WRESTLE? - Be careful...he may look cute but don't underestimate him!
YES, I ACCEPT YOUR OFFERING! - Hurry Up And Toss The Tasty Morsel Into My Lair
JUST A SUGGESTION -
CANDY - When people ask me to share... I give them the ones I don't like
INCOHERENT BASTERDS -
FACEBOOK NOTIFICATIONS - They come in fast and furious on your birthday.
SOME BUSINESSES - have fringe-benefits, others have Minge-Benefits !!
RED DEATH - And Darkness and Decay and the Red Death held illimitable dominion over all
WHEN YOU HAVE A LORD OF THE RINGS WEDDING - Keep an eye on Gandalf... I don't trust that guy
STARRING CONTEST - he could beat a cat in one, i am pretty sure he could beat you
IRONY - Living the American dream while singing songs about how hard life is
ASK ANY PLUMBER -
HAL 9000 - Can't escape the Red Ring of Death
CANADIAN ROAD RAGE -
HOT AIR BALLOONS - Boring 99.99% of the time
CLOWN ZOMBIES - BRING IT ON, CHUCK NORRIS
nocturnal paranoia -
OH NO!!! -
THE TOUGHEST PART -
Space Shuttle All Blowed Up -
TREE ENTS - When the Army and the Marines fail you, call them in.
TENNIS IS DEPRESSING -
AIRWOLF - Whenever I get sad, I stop being sad and be Airwolf instead.
AMISH RV -
LADY LIBERTY - Standing Tall Standing Proud Remembering Those Who Are Gone
THE PLANET EARTH - No way near as complicated as you would have first thought... So what is your little part of paradise famous for..?? Just call me 'Frodo'...
CORPSE DIEM -
LONELY HEART -
SHARING - You know, that thing that you realize you will now have to do once the New Baby comes.
SILLY: IT'S NOT JUST FOR STRING ANYMORE -
YOU TAKE WHATS MINE - and I'll burn whats yours
Basic home repairs -
BIG BANG THEORY - It has been improved
OPINIONS - we just have to share them with EVERYONE
VICTORY IN DEFEAT -
BORING PEOPLE. - There's no such thing. Really, they're just a different kind of weird than you are.
MISSION - Fails.
STARTING CONTESTS -
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