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Ring Demotivational Poster


PERMANENT MARKERS - "This won't make you forget the Cat Super Glue incident, will it?"




PUSHOVER -


TAGS: old toddler ringing phone answer
Rating: 4.92/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2014, 4:55 pm
A little girl did this to me at the mall. I was in record store, and a little girl walks up to me and gives me the toy phone. I looked around and said "Agents, what do they want?" The little girl didn't get it, but here mama thought it was a laugh.
phantom2romeo - December 16, 2011, 2:22 pm
love it!


MEN -


TAGS: sharing is caring
Rating: 4.86/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 14, 2011, 10:13 pm
LOL... so immature.


TAKE HEART -


TAGS: spring seasons humor
Rating: 4.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2014, 1:04 am
Love the pun, Ig. I also love the spring; the cool air, the warm sun, the flowers bloom . . .
lgvernon - January 29, 2014, 7:27 am

LOL! Saw the pic and couldn't help myself. Thanks!
Oldsod - January 29, 2014, 6:53 am
**groan** Still 5'd it on the grounds I didn't get there first, lol.
GaryO - January 27, 2014, 8:40 pm
Legs Vernon rolls


THE BARON - Finds your antics amusing


TAGS: baby wearing an oversized fake monocle
Rating: 4.02/5

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Airman - August 26, 2010, 7:12 pm
bump
EssenceOfJester - May 8, 2010, 11:27 pm
XD That's f***ing hilarious!
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 11:07 am
hehehehehehehehehe
Airman - September 30, 2009, 10:48 am
this is one of my favorites now. Cracks me up


SWEARING - You never really do it right until you learn to drive


TAGS: swearing learn do right drive
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 10:55 pm
*$-h-o-t *t-@-p-e-s Dang it! My above comment makes me look like a foul-mouthed SOB :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 10:52 pm
Eddie Murphy said that when you get sh**, you automatically say, "mother******!" He said watch those Regan ***es in slow motion, you'll see him mouth that word. Then he wondered if the pope said "mother---" when he got sh**. (curious face)
Budog - January 1, 2012, 10:26 pm
Krystal, I think and arrow to the knee would do the trick yikes!
kyrstal - January 1, 2012, 8:21 pm
i used to never swear right like you, then i took an arrow in the knee
mariand - January 1, 2012, 7:36 pm
hahaha...be thankful, that's what it makes them good car drivers
Verdeckt - January 1, 2012, 6:36 pm
It's where my kids learned all their swear words.
maoworks2 - January 1, 2012, 4:19 pm
That's True .


TIME - keeps on slippin' into the future


TAGS: hope springs eternal
Rating: 4.88/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 7:20 pm
As a person Jessica isn't an a** like Justin. She never said she was Kurt Cobain or Dean Martin.
rerun - March 9, 2013, 8:32 am

I have to agree with Preacher Man as well. Bieber will never be anything like the talented musicians he is mentioned with.
JesusWept - March 7, 2013, 8:49 am
I can hardly wait! 5 L's
FreeGunsForAll - January 21, 2012, 4:58 am
I heard a similar joke to this a few years ago, except it had Jessica Simpson (shame it didn't happen). 5L.
Rhovanmark - January 21, 2012, 1:59 am
I have to agree with Preacher Man. Jimi and Jim will rise from the grave to smite you for this.
Preacher Man - January 21, 2012, 1:24 am
Sorry, but putting Beiber on the same page as Hendrix and Morrison, whatever the context, is just sheer blasphemy. Still, 5L for envisioning a world without that baby-faced waste of space.
holymoly - January 20, 2012, 5:58 pm
Yesssss.... 5 doomed lions
ICEMAN - January 20, 2012, 5:29 pm
5 and 5 =10 (years to go)


MOVIES -


TAGS: lord of the rings ring wedding dvd
Rating: 4.78/5

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Verdeckt - October 10, 2011, 4:00 pm
Sweet!... Fav'd


DATA -


TAGS: two wedding rings
Rating: 4.44/5

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Cyberhagen - November 21, 2011, 2:41 pm
You gotta allow for Mormons ;)
Greeny - November 18, 2011, 8:59 pm
not if there were 4,153,237 spouses


GENETIC ENGINEERING - Genetic Engineering Can Bring Society Many Good Things, Yet also, many scary things.


TAGS: horse pigeon genetic engineering wtf
Rating: 1.98/5

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Scorpio7 - December 23, 2008, 11:03 pm
I'd say it's a statement against genetic engineering.
Souf - July 30, 2008, 10:14 pm
This is ?stupid. WTF is the point?


THAT GUY - is my hero.


TAGS: fat guy spring break hero
Rating: 3.35/5

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Viper - May 25, 2010, 9:13 pm
lol times 20
LogicDude - February 2, 2009, 10:20 am
Best ph**obomb ever! Or is it an almost Ph**o cannonball?
Sean - August 12, 2008, 4:53 pm
And let's imagine that he is mometarily possessed by the ghost of John Belushi. Amen.


NO LIMITS -


TAGS: hallmark moment eagle soaring
Rating: 4.71/5

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motinet - June 3, 2011, 7:02 pm

Motivating posters should really go on motivationaltwist.com.


TORTURE YOUR DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND? - what good father wouldn't


TAGS: vadar torturing leia s boyfriend
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 11, 2013, 4:52 pm
That's what happens when the boyfriend hangs out with a band of rebels, guilty by a**ociation.
jameswnash - August 16, 2010, 9:14 pm
I told you to have her home before ten else I would stick you in carbonite
pzykosiz - August 16, 2010, 8:58 pm
Nice


HOW WAR WORKS -


TAGS: goering nuremberg
Rating: 4.98/5

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Millzy - August 23, 2016, 8:29 pm
True words. So many people believe everything the gov't says and everything they hear on the news.
440wakeup - July 6, 2011, 8:11 pm
Yes and this is why we love the ZOMBIE fear so much, its us telling us what to fear, not our leaders.
Reality Lord - July 6, 2011, 12:56 pm

one of my all time fav quotes.....cough cough W


THE ULTIMATE WEAPON - Putin is forging the Ring of Destiny


TAGS: putin lord ring
Rating: 2.36/5

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BACKUP - Even when you feel alone, just know someone is covering your six ...


TAGS: backup someone covering your six
Rating: 4.39/5

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falloutghoul - February 27, 2012, 5:58 pm
Hooah!


PSYCHO DOG WITH A SYRINGE - No.... sudden.... movements....




SINESTRO - What the f*ck were the Guardians thinking giving a power ring to someone named SINESTRO!




HEY MOM...... - ....why can't I find a job?


TAGS: tattoo pierce goth job mom ear ring
Rating: 4.14/5

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dragonrider33 - April 4, 2014, 10:40 pm
Men in Black called they want the aliens to leave earth.
BennyChick - March 15, 2010, 3:47 pm
I know a place that will take them all....but im not telling cause theres a waiting list and my normal looking azz is next
MrBlack - February 26, 2010, 10:50 am
Sorry, meant to say "Kinda sad" not kinda saw.
MrBlack - February 26, 2010, 10:49 am
Sorry, meant to say "Kinda sad" not kinda saw.
Cyrenius - February 19, 2010, 8:24 am
Yap, his the most normal from this bunch. Nasty, good posters thou
MrBlack - February 17, 2010, 5:13 pm
Kinda saw when the bald guy with a completely tattooed head is the most normal lookin.


TELL ME THIS HUMAN - Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?


TAGS: monkey pondering smart
Rating: 4.73/5

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Greeny - September 24, 2014, 8:25 pm
Right here
ICEMAN - March 19, 2011, 3:11 am
Amazon.com. They have everything.
Feasibly - September 9, 2010, 6:08 pm
Nice one 50cal
forseti - September 9, 2010, 5:36 pm
that's called "creationism", isn't it?!? 5 Darwin awards!


ENGLISH/GERMAN MOTORING TERMS - Near Accident Der fukken nearen schittenselfen


TAGS: international motoring
Rating: 4.44/5

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R.S.Jake - August 15, 2011, 1:52 pm
My German is a bit rusty...but that sounds about right! Das e5 gut! Ja!


ADHD - In some, it is more cheesecake then in tractors.


TAGS: adhd my own thoughts during making this
Rating: 3.59/5

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Treehodger - February 17, 2010, 9:47 am
Haha, and I thought this one would have too long of a joke to be approved. Good for me.


DUCT TAPE - The one ring to rule them all


TAGS: duct ***e lotr lord rings
Rating: 4.78/5

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BanFhiosaiche777 - March 19, 2012, 4:22 pm
A clue please? I married a contractor & thought I'd heard just about all the "duct" (duck sic) ***e jokes out there but I'm a little dense I guess, could be something due to age? I don't know when it happened but I woke-up one morning .............
yifme - March 7, 2012, 9:36 pm
One ***e in silver to bind them
carebear - March 7, 2012, 7:27 pm
(carebear BANNED)


REDNECK ENGINEERING - Why America will never be successfully invaded by a foreign country.


TAGS: redneck engineering pumpkin cannon
Rating: 4.31/5

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Theguyatthebar - November 16, 2011, 6:58 pm
The link was accidental!
Theguyatthebar - November 16, 2011, 6:57 pm
The year 1812 begs to differ!
timothep - November 15, 2011, 7:14 am
native americans beg to differ !


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: marriage assignment calender rings happiness lord of the rings
Rating: 4.43/5

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agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:05 pm
Well played!
hootizz - September 13, 2010, 3:35 am
Ahhh..., young love.., if only it knew...!!
Cubbybear - September 12, 2010, 10:19 pm
My precious....


MEN NIPPLES - we finally find them useful!


TAGS: men n****** sunglasses ring p******* beach fat
Rating: 2.13/5

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Pikeman - June 17, 2013, 12:38 pm
Men's n****** are every bit as capable of producing useful quantities of baby food as women's n******.
marcelo - April 6, 2008, 9:20 pm
ajajaaj no mamees bandaa se la mamaron


DEAR GOD -




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TAGS: staring contest brick wall cat kitten kitty
Rating: 3.06/5

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koreiryuu - September 25, 2009, 11:49 am
Its the fact that this cat is just sitting in front of a brick wall, looking at it with nothing particularly catching it's attention. The captions are playing off a cat's stubbornness, since they cant talk and argue with a brick wall (its an expression)
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 8:44 pm
I just watch it for all the Blondes...I mean Glenn Beckster
Bartimaeus - September 24, 2009, 8:42 pm
EXACTLY! It's obviously a white vs. black thing, created to breed hate in our subconscious...By the way, I watch a LOT of Fox News
spacedog - September 24, 2009, 8:39 pm
Because he's staring at his shadow?
Bartimaeus - September 24, 2009, 8:36 pm
I would say the one that has eyes...also, I think this poster is subtly racist.
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 8:33 pm
It can't be Chinese...the cat would be the main course
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 7:53 pm
I'd say the winner is the chinese restaraunt he's hanging out next to for far too long.


Arizona Border Patrol Drug Bust -


TAGS: 18 milkweed pods during golf
Rating: 2.9/5

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turbogt350 - February 2, 2017, 5:50 pm
That is going to Hurt, and will take a long time to get them out. That stuff is nasty.


ZOMBIES WITHIN -


TAGS: zombie boring lives
Rating: 5/5

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Cooldeathboy - July 23, 2013, 6:47 pm
Awesome
agdaniele - November 20, 2010, 8:04 pm
Tip #7: Zombies don't crave fit people's brains. Not a lot of nutrition in body builder brains.
Hawamleh - November 20, 2010, 7:56 pm
splendid


MEMORIAL -


TAGS: calendar only thing worth remembering
Rating: 4.44/5

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maoworks2 - May 28, 2012, 4:47 pm
A Great Memorial, Thanks.


ON THE 11TH HOUR -




COMPLICATION... -


TAGS: complicated life born string attach
Rating: 4.8/5

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Rick69 - April 26, 2012, 2:16 pm
I don't know about the number of strings but thanks everyone... Honestly did not expect such a response... Cheers, once again :)
holymoly - April 26, 2012, 12:07 pm
Yep. Boys have 1 more string than girls do.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2012, 11:59 am
Two strings?
holymoly - April 26, 2012, 10:03 am
Yes!!! Very nice. And some of us with 2 strings.
Zetmonk - April 26, 2012, 7:26 am
Well played!
Budog - April 26, 2012, 4:37 am
Thinking outside the box, or should I say uterus... 5L
GaryO - April 25, 2012, 10:51 pm
OOOOOH, yeah. 5ure ‘nough
M0rd3kaI - April 25, 2012, 9:01 pm
F***ing brilliant Ricky... 5L


ENGINEERING - it's as easy as putting one brick on top of another




THREE MONTHS -


TAGS: man wearing corset humor
Rating: 4.31/5

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lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 8:23 pm

Or a pair of stiletto heels~~
carebear - March 15, 2012, 8:11 pm
(carebear BANNED)


INSANITY -


TAGS: sane insane boring fun hammy
Rating: 4.58/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 12, 2013, 3:14 am
Yes, and it's the only way we get to sit alone in the bus }:-D
Hawamleh - January 21, 2012, 6:48 pm
:D
mariand - January 21, 2012, 6:11 pm
I think, this is crazy...
Hawamleh - January 21, 2012, 7:43 am
why thank you rerun :D
rerun - January 20, 2012, 9:53 pm

truth is spoken


MOVING ON -




MONEY LAUNDERING - Well, of course that's what it means.




MARRIAGE -


TAGS: life time day human nature joke engagement wedding suffering three ring circus diamond woman best friend
Rating: 3.4/5

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Bartimaeus - September 9, 2009, 11:52 pm
Marriage:It never ends well.
Claire - September 9, 2009, 11:50 pm
Not necessarily, depending.
lunchmeat5000 - August 12, 2009, 10:41 pm
Marriage: #1 cause for divorce.
Chateaux - August 12, 2009, 11:25 am
..."One Ring to rule them all..." Great!
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 11:06 am
sorry glitch,seeing it now
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 10:44 am
no name again?


FIRING SQUAD -


TAGS: tanks death firing squad
Rating: 4.26/5

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GySgt1811 - March 25, 2011, 2:34 pm
Airman, wonderful picture. Been there many times. This is a Tankers organism...the flash/crack, the tank rockin' back on its haunches and the empty shell case clanging around inside the turret. (Oh Jeez, fap, fap, fap...) 5 HEAT rounds.
Airman - March 25, 2011, 1:03 pm
you sound like my ex wife LOL
culos - March 25, 2011, 12:59 pm
what's done is done, shame on you for eternity
Airman - March 25, 2011, 12:57 pm
crap, I didn't see it either.. should we kill it and I can re-submit?
Faceplant31 - March 25, 2011, 12:32 pm
Yes there is a tag, i didn't see it before i hit approve, the shiny lights in the middle of the pic distracted much like female joggers do. BTW nice poster air.


PATRIOTISM - My country, right or wrong... blind patriotism gets you in trouble


TAGS: patriotism nazi goring america germany
Rating: 2.91/5

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Sean. - February 18, 2009, 4:27 pm
... or Thesis - Antithesis - Synthesis. That's dialectical materialism.
Fatty - February 18, 2009, 4:05 pm
Cause - Reaction - Solution. It's worked for thousands of years.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 18, 2008, 9:02 pm
True. I just got chills reading the quote and remembered the Owen poem. I'm a patriot myself, but I define my patriotism with elements of reason and pacifism. as the saying goes, your mileage may vary. Everyone will define it their own way, I suppose.
Dude - July 18, 2008, 8:45 pm
Don't forget reductio ad absurdum. Just because some patriots are fascists doesn't mean they all are. Remember that there are worse things than death.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 18, 2008, 1:54 pm
--ch high zest To children ardent for some desperate glory, The old Lie; Dulce et Decorum est Pro patria mori."
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 18, 2008, 1:53 pm
Excellent poster. As Wilfred Owen put it, "If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs, Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues, My friend, you would not tell with su


devils and dust -


TAGS: nathan cirillo canada ottawa springsteen
Rating: 4.68/5

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ughomer - October 24, 2014, 9:02 am
Well done RL!
maoworks2 - October 23, 2014, 2:55 pm
That Was Great .


LOOPHOLES -


TAGS: tsa dynamite tampon body scan pulling strings
Rating: 4.54/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 8, 2013, 9:41 pm
I think it's the government's way of getting some of these part-time security guards to 2nd b@se. That's "old school" base I was referring to. 5L
lisabwells - March 23, 2011, 11:17 am
LOL Watch out for a heavy flow day! *GROSS*


STRING THEORY - As explained by Ewan McGregor.




GENETIC ENGINEERING -




MY EX-WIFE'S SUPERPOWER - the ability to stretch 15 seconds of information into a five minute phone call


TAGS: phone boring ex wife
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - July 25, 2012, 1:36 am
I've an aunt who's like that as well. And once in awhile, I'll get a chatty caller who takes 10+ minutes to make a reservation that could have been done in 2min


PLEASE SHOOT ME NOW -


TAGS: twilight misery suffering blame chhezburger
Rating: 4.89/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 7:24 pm
Still better than the Dinosaur Erotica that's being written nowadays.
djrcreative - January 22, 2012, 1:24 am
@gas Nah. I watched the 1st (Horrible. "Let's run up trees!") & the 2nd, which was better. Never saw the rest, fortunately. Ex went with girlfriends, but made me watch the DVDs. Hence my ex. ;)
djrcreative - January 22, 2012, 1:20 am
@DR Well, I'm not a father, but a**uming I had a daughter... Unless you're being sarcastic. *shrug*
Houseplant - January 21, 2012, 10:39 am
I'd need a "fifth" just to set through only one of them..5L
DRhatman - January 19, 2012, 11:42 pm
your a great parent
gas - January 19, 2012, 9:50 am
I pity you lol


TURKEY FLAVORED CHIPS - for when your crazy vegan aunt comes to thanksgiving


TAGS: turkey flavored chip fail pringles
Rating: 4.38/5

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maoworks2 - November 6, 2011, 8:46 am
That's my christmas dinner hard times


MIGRAINE -


TAGS: my eyes are melting and my brain is pouring out my ears
Rating: 3.22/5

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BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 8:14 pm
Wild, eH!!!
Haarakkon - June 23, 2009, 8:13 pm
Knockin' On Heaven's Door by Dylan gave me a near-life experience.
Haarakkon - June 23, 2009, 8:11 pm
Wow, this thing pulses with the percussion section no matter what song is playing.
MO - June 23, 2009, 7:41 pm
Can't not stare......so purdy...
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 7:37 pm
*hands Mo a foil hat* Dammit I told you not to stare!!! My screen is shakin' again!
MO - June 23, 2009, 7:33 pm
I knew it! First they go after our women.....frickin pure evil!
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 7:31 pm
And you know Mo this is another Canadian Tire mind control trick!!!
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 6:54 pm
*psst* ummm, are ya done yet. And guess what, I'm drinkin' a PBR! Man this is too weird!!! *checks to see in the mirror if his neck is turning red*
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:50 pm
FOR CHRIST SAKE BONE!!! Don't be sayin it so loud!!
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 6:39 pm
Stop shaken' the screen...I'm just sayin'
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:36 pm
Sign me up!! I've re-done 3rd grade...like 5 times, but I seem to not be able to shake my conjunctivitis....
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 6:32 pm
you know Mo there is a one handed typing class
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:28 pm
Oh, and your poster distracteded me from spelling brite....right! Or is that write? Wait! THUMP, THUMP...THUMP, THUMP.....
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:22 pm
Bone! Tunnel =1!! You know this ....man! (this tunnel gets 5 light brights though!!)
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 5:57 pm
You go Mo!!!
MO - June 23, 2009, 5:29 pm
All I see are ***bIES!!!


Orlando Bloom -


TAGS: hobbit lord of the rings typecast
Rating: 3.1/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 27, 2013, 2:17 am
Basically anything computer generated to cover for his pathetic acting. Not as bad as Keanu Reeves, but still.
EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2013, 6:42 pm
...and Troy, and the Pirates of the Caribbean movies.


SPRING BREAK -




VALENTINES DAY IS COMING - She Wants A Ring


TAGS: valentines ring suicide
Rating: 4.63/5

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mariand - January 6, 2012, 4:07 pm
truly demotivational...lol


FLOPPY DISC -


TAGS: floppy disc gangsta way storing files
Rating: 3.72/5

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corneredbadger - July 12, 2010, 1:24 am
the kitchen knife under the bills. thats more hardcore :) poor, stupid, gangstas
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 10:33 pm
What's more hard-core than Corona and Palmolive?
HAHA - April 17, 2009, 3:47 pm
Get with the times a**munch.


ORIGINALITY - If you steal from one source, it's plagiarism. If you steal from several, it's research.


TAGS: superhero infringement original plagiarism
Rating: 1.55/5

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BrokenEye - July 1, 2010, 8:54 pm
Male superheros should not be allowed to include portions of Wonder Woman's costume in theirs. It's just to disturbing.
The Medic Droid - May 12, 2009, 1:17 am
It also appears all those who enjoy Motifakes, that he is also sporting some flashy Cyclopes eyewear. I could be wrong but 99.9% of the time I am not. Prost Cheers and all that business.
psychohistorian - December 23, 2008, 5:51 am
wolverine's claws and ears Cap's shield Doom's cape Wonder woman's lower half
Agamemnon218 - September 1, 2008, 10:14 pm
Well, it looks like he's Wonder Woman from the waist down, but what good does THAT do me???
Roamer - August 8, 2008, 6:46 pm
OMFG PLAGIARISM


HIGH PAYING JOBS -


TAGS: jobs engineering bridge construction
Rating: 4.05/5

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usaf1995 - April 25, 2010, 8:51 pm
lol how do you do that?


STARING CONTEST -


TAGS: baby doll staring contest wytch
Rating: 4/5

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brianjayy - December 15, 2011, 1:28 am
d*** grammar Nazis...
brianjayy - December 15, 2011, 1:26 am
Seeing the brat concentrating so hard makes me wish I could sneak up behind him and go "BAH!!!!!". He's gonna poop his diaper anyway...might as well make it interesting...
brianjayy - December 15, 2011, 1:21 am
Seeing the brat concentrating so hard makes me wish I could sneak up behind him and go "BAH!!!!!"... He's gonna poop his diaper anyway...might as well make it interesting...


111 MORE DAYS - Pitchers and Catchers Report to Spring Training!


TAGS: sports baseball spring training pitchers
Rating: 1.89/5

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MetalliTool - December 6, 2011, 10:33 pm
If only that was just the length of the season!


THE GAY EAR -




ARM WRESTLE? - Be careful...he may look cute but don't underestimate him!


TAGS: september challenge wrestling bring it stallone
Rating: 3.79/5

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that guy - September 25, 2009, 12:59 pm
well he would kick my a**
Sean - September 8, 2009, 8:34 pm
My favouritist motifake.


YES, I ACCEPT YOUR OFFERING! - Hurry Up And Toss The Tasty Morsel Into My Lair


TAGS: tiger offering tasty baby carnivore
Rating: 4.85/5

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carebear - March 21, 2012, 2:27 pm
(carebear BANNED)


JUST A SUGGESTION -


TAGS: lotr frodo gandalf ring
Rating: 4.63/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 25, 2013, 3:35 pm
Gandalf is so tight-fisted with his magic, it's annoying. When the characters meet certain doom, it's not a question of whether or not they'll survive, it's whether not Gandalf will intervene.
Cyberhagen - December 9, 2012, 12:44 pm
Nah, Sauron would've seen them coming and sent the Nazgul to intercept, and the whole "under cover" thing would've been blown. Then again, I guess that would be no more risky than what they did.. hmm..
Kenn141 - January 5, 2011, 2:41 pm
You know we were all thinking it!


CANDY - When people ask me to share... I give them the ones I don't like




INCOHERENT BASTERDS -


TAGS: this is how you do it stiglitz b***er cookies salt pepper 1 cup water onion chopped garlic minced 2 cups vinigar add sugar to taste earings
Rating: 4.2/5

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BoneCD - April 1, 2010, 6:12 pm
lol...5 Poodles
pieman - April 1, 2010, 10:27 am
Never said better. 5L


FACEBOOK NOTIFICATIONS - They come in fast and furious on your birthday.




SOME BUSINESSES - have fringe-benefits, others have Minge-Benefits !!




RED DEATH - And Darkness and Decay and the Red Death held illimitable dominion over all


TAGS: red death rings
Rating: 3/5

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kaleal85 - November 2, 2010, 10:20 pm
that is the most frightening thing i have seen in years


WHEN YOU HAVE A LORD OF THE RINGS WEDDING - Keep an eye on Gandalf... I don't trust that guy


TAGS: make sure you know which ring is which
Rating: 3/5

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emsilent - May 9, 2010, 12:20 am
i dont trust gandalf either


STARRING CONTEST - he could beat a cat in one, i am pretty sure he could beat you


TAGS: keanu reeves staring contest
Rating: 2.27/5

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agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 12:28 am
Ok... now, once a month. Every month. Shhhhhh.... I can't hear Keanu!
BoneCD - October 25, 2009, 12:19 am
Don't worry about the search...it will be on the last page, and don't think anyone has that long of an attention span around here with as many as you've done
BoneCD - October 25, 2009, 12:16 am
Poor Sean...I just got that! I hardly see out my glasses! LMAO (with you not at you)
Sean - October 25, 2009, 12:12 am
I'll bet it shows up under my name when you search by user too. *sigh*
Sean - October 25, 2009, 12:12 am
Aggy I'm pretty sure I know the REAL reason you are laughing at this one. You bastard.
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 12:06 am
LMAO!!!
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:27 am
He couldn't win a starring contest with Heath Ledger... and he's DEAD! Now, a staring contest with Heath... that'd be something to see!
Derek - October 7, 2009, 2:39 am
Yes, I've tried... he just never blinks!


IRONY - Living the American dream while singing songs about how hard life is


TAGS: irony springsteen
Rating: 4.89/5

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maoworks2 - June 29, 2012, 7:17 pm
The Boss !


COMPASSION -




ASK ANY PLUMBER -


TAGS: spring autumnal equinox calendar egg
Rating: 4.56/5

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Reality Lord - September 30, 2011, 10:12 am

dec 21.....2012....laugh now
dslohand - September 25, 2011, 9:44 pm
I really liked this. 5 yokes for you


HAL 9000 - Can't escape the Red Ring of Death


TAGS: hal 9000 red ring
Rating: 4.53/5

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phantom2romeo - December 16, 2011, 2:46 pm
good **** lol


CANADIAN ROAD RAGE -


TAGS: canada traffic jam i hate when they go 10 15 km under the speed limit during rush hour dont you
Rating: 4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am
What are you talking aboot?....that's the Lac Du Bonnet wh***house.
CANADA - January 13, 2010, 5:48 pm
thats so true! 5L


HOT AIR BALLOONS - Boring 99.99% of the time


TAGS: h** air balloon balloons fire boring pancakes crash flame
Rating: 2.82/5

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Atomic_Flame - April 2, 2009, 1:20 am
Sadisticly funny (if there's such a word).
Sean - November 3, 2008, 11:02 pm
This is hilarious. So sit back and enjoy wave after wave of under-appreciation as each rolls in from way offshore. But I'm not bitter. Thanks for the laugh. Bye.


SWEARING -




CLOWN ZOMBIES - BRING IT ON, CHUCK NORRIS




nocturnal paranoia -


TAGS: while you were sleeping i was staring
Rating: 4.6/5

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MissPriss - August 29, 2013, 10:35 pm
Actua5Lly the dangerous part was when the ex woke up from me watching him cuz I always tried something new each time to scare the sh*t out of him...muhahaha!


OH NO!!! -


TAGS: ph**o fail mountaineering
Rating: 4.55/5

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Bolverk3778 - June 12, 2013, 5:24 pm
Now that is what I call an 'Oh ****' moment.
GaryO - June 12, 2013, 8:55 am
Believing in your ‘live forever’ infallibility will retrieve the camera. Taking the pic will forever secure a place in the dumbazz hall of infamy.


THE TOUGHEST PART -




Space Shuttle All Blowed Up -


TAGS: nasa challenger disaster o rings smithereens
Rating: 4.29/5

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vindicator - August 21, 2014, 1:01 am
I been telling that joke for many years. I figure the statute of limitations on doing anything more than that has expired. The "Nothing Is Sacred" gag order too.
GaryO - August 10, 2014, 9:03 am
Heh heh


TREE ENTS - When the Army and the Marines fail you, call them in.




TENNIS IS DEPRESSING -




AIRWOLF - Whenever I get sad, I stop being sad and be Airwolf instead.


TAGS: airwolf awesome stringfellow hawke
Rating: 2.44/5

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blinkyblarp - October 22, 2009, 4:33 pm
It's a parody of the "Awesome" one with the jet. And an homage to Ernie Cline's Airwolf spoken word. I'm glad you like it. ^_^
Sean - September 16, 2009, 11:47 pm
Is this also a parody of a really bad motifake on this site? (There is one really old one that is similar but not Airwolf related.) Even if it isn't, I think it's funny. Actually, very funny.
blinkyblarp - September 16, 2009, 11:43 pm
No Ernie Cline fans in the Motifake house? Or maybe I'm just really not funny. I can live with that I guess.


AMISH RV -




LADY LIBERTY - Standing Tall Standing Proud Remembering Those Who Are Gone


TAGS: lady liberty tall proud remembering those who perished on 9 11
Rating: 4.14/5

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TimothyPaulGallagher - September 15, 2013, 3:39 pm
Nice job. It includes all who are here legally
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:35 pm
So, pretty much everyone except mexicans? 5L


THE PLANET EARTH - No way near as complicated as you would have first thought... So what is your little part of paradise famous for..?? Just call me 'Frodo'...


TAGS: earth lord planet rings usa
Rating: 3.73/5

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Talis Briedis - January 1, 2011, 9:58 pm
http://www.facebook.com/ph**o.php?fbid=10150113975456648&set=a.448426491647.245745.654951647
Hawamleh - January 1, 2011, 1:19 pm
War and a bit of Oil :D
Talis Briedis - January 1, 2011, 12:25 pm
We have artsy-fartsy-mailorder sammich makers...
forseti - June 28, 2010, 8:17 am
5 artsy-fartsy lions ;)


CORPSE DIEM -




LONELY HEART -


TAGS: internal suffering
Rating: 4.81/5

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aggressiveneutrality - September 30, 2012, 10:38 pm
love it
rerun - September 4, 2011, 10:27 am

amsome


PIECES -




SHARING - You know, that thing that you realize you will now have to do once the New Baby comes.




SILLY: IT'S NOT JUST FOR STRING ANYMORE -


TAGS: silly string demotivational
Rating: 4.44/5

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ughomer - August 11, 2012, 2:54 pm
Good submission. 5 L from me.


YOU TAKE WHATS MINE - and I'll burn whats yours




Basic home repairs -


TAGS: engineering basics
Rating: 4.38/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 21, 2013, 8:51 pm
All one needs to know.


COURAGE -


TAGS: nospiderswereharmedduringyourfeebleattempttoproveyourmanhood
Rating: 3.35/5

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Treehodger - March 6, 2010, 12:50 am
True story here. My neighbor had a 10 year old son, who literally broke down into tears and screaming / crying hysterically due to a tiny spider and his dad laughed and said "You're like a million times bigger then it! Pansy."
erock - February 5, 2010, 3:08 pm
sean, that is awesome!
Sean - April 7, 2009, 10:19 pm
Thank you. And the spider got away. I love spiders. Just not those daddy long legs -- those bastards creep me out big time. Rather hold a freakin' turantula. Thanks again. Bye.
agdaniele - April 7, 2009, 10:04 pm
Brilliant.


BIG BANG THEORY - It has been improved


TAGS: sparta magic the gathering big bang impove
Rating: 3.08/5

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mmmBingSoo - October 20, 2009, 2:20 am
sa.ssing god this censor is wth?
mmmBingSoo - October 20, 2009, 2:19 am
they can ban me then for mod sassing it aight
Bob D. Sailor - October 19, 2009, 9:17 pm
Can I get my 30 seconds that were wasted in my life back?
agdaniele - October 19, 2009, 8:32 pm
TL;DR (too lame; didn't read)
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 8:03 pm
dont we all
rerun - October 19, 2009, 8:02 pm

I spent about 10 seconds scrolling over this....I would like a refund.
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 7:37 pm
better not let the mods see this or you will be gone
mmmBingSoo - October 19, 2009, 7:34 pm
motifake mods need a revamp
agdaniele - October 19, 2009, 7:22 pm
Look what... etc. 1L
lulz - October 19, 2009, 1:44 pm
do these fags have nothing else better to do?


OPINIONS - we just have to share them with EVERYONE




VICTORY IN DEFEAT -


TAGS: the front door might slam but the back door it rings
Rating: 4.65/5

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rerun - May 29, 2010, 10:17 pm

they were and probably all still easy women.
Cubbybear - May 29, 2010, 10:12 pm
What did she expect when she made you hang out with her friends everyday? 5/5
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 9:41 pm
LOL! It never has the "team player" result that you fantasize about.
rerun - May 29, 2010, 9:38 pm

I agree 100%. The look on my ex wife face after her best friend told her we had "done it" was priceless
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 9:11 pm
Very nice.


BORING PEOPLE. - There's no such thing. Really, they're just a different kind of weird than you are.




MISSION - Fails.




STARTING CONTESTS -


TAGS: star trek data riker staring contests
Rating: 3.9/5

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Reality Lord - August 12, 2010, 5:35 pm

ok ok call me a trekkie but i loved this...5L's girl....nice!


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